What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.